Inspirations:

  • It is said that good things come to those who wait. I believe that good things come to those who work. - Wilt Chamberlain
  • A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach
  • You don't find time to write. You make time. It's my job. - Nora Roberts
  • Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. - Buddha
  • Luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it. - Denzel Washington
  • I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

I Hope This Makes You Smile

Hi All!
This joke came across my e-mail and I found it so funny I had to share. (Maybe it's the nurse in me, but I think it has universal appeal.) I hope it makes you smile. Let me know what you think.
Wishing you a safe and happy new year!

So here goes: (And remember, this is a joke, not a pharmacology lesson.)

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra..

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

13 comments:

  1. Hilarious Wendy! The best one I liked ibepokin!

    Hey come over to mine and chat with Michelle Douglas and her Christmas at Candlebark Farm!...www.nas-dean.blogspot.com

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  2. Very funny; thanks for the holiday humour!!

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  3. LOL--

    Thanks for this. I'm going to pass on the hilarity.

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  4. Thank you, thank you for sharing this! A true classic I need to pass on.

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  5. Thanks for stopping by, everyone! I'm glad you found the joke as entertaining as me!

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  6. OMG Wendy that's hilarious. Thanks for sharing the giggle.

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  7. Funny
    But terrible about the fact of research$$.

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  8. Hi Joanne, Liz and Janet!
    Glad you liked it!

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  9. Today I needed a laugh. Thanks, Wendy. The Thought for the Day had me rolling!

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